Pop’s 20 greatest female artists


Pop’s 20 greatest female artists
1. The Spice Girls.

For one innocent moment in the 90s, Scary, Sporty, Baby, Ginger & Posh became the archetypes of a new kind of girl power, combining the cartoonish sexuality of teen pop culture with a post-feminist ladette sense of the supremacy of sisterhood. Then we got to know them better, and the bubble burst.

2. Chrissie Hynde.

The ultimate rock chick, Chrissie Hynde took all the leather-jacket, snake-hip, guitar-slinging iconography of macho rebel rock posturing and gender-reversed it with fierce intelligence, swaggering commitment and honey tones. She has led her Pretenders with all the complicated sensuality of the illegitimate love child of Mick and Keith.

3. Joni Mitchell.

The greatest female singer-songwriter of all time, a woman who can sit at the high table with Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen and Paul Simon. The dense complexity of her poetic lyrics and jazz infused musicality sometimes keeps popular acclaim at bay, but her influence resonates in the thorny brilliance of today’s finest female writers, PJ Harvey and Laura Marling.
4. Dolly Parton

Country music’s big bouffant beauty queen, whose butterfly vocals flutter through songs combining aching femininity with underlying fierceness of spirit, like a steel trap Barbie.

5. Grace Jones.

Ebony supermodel disco diva, Grace Jones has been the fiercest Amazonian warrior in pop, blurring the lines between performance art, fashion muse and pop star.

6. Whitney Houston.

 

Tragic Whitney concluded her reverse showbiz fairytale with a desperate final act. Our feelings for her have been complicated by the public squandering of her talent, the terrible tension between girl-next-door charm and drug fuelled lifestyle. But as a gospel soul singing superstar with a dazzling smile and pyrotechnical voice, in her pomp she was a perfect pop.
7 . Siouxsie Sioux.

Goth mistress and original leatherette punk iconoclast, Siouxsie’s fierce, keening vocal, stern painted visage and Boadicean air of uncompromising attack with the Banshees and the Creatures brought into focus a new conception of women in rock: every bit as mysterious and unyielding as the most difficult male of the rock species.
8. Dusty Springfield.

Britain’s white soul queen, a peroxide blonde in an evening gown, velvet voice haunted by the torments of a bisexual love life complicated by Catholic guilt. Dusty set standards for understated emotional interpretation of classic love songs that few have ever matched.

9. Lady Gaga.

Stephanie Germanotta, has the myth-making, self-marketing nous of Madonna, the musical chops of Elton John and the counter-culture boldness of David Bowie. Lady Gaga could be considered the ultimate pop icon, a 21st century Ms Elvis.

10. Janis Joplin.

Rock’s first female inductee of the 27 Club, brought down in an awful wave of drug and drink-related deaths that shattered the naïvely innocent spirit of 60s pop culture, claiming Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison and Janis. Her elemental blues and soul spirit is a beacon of how women can hold their own in the predominantly macho (and frequently sexist) musical environment of guitar rock.

11. Patti Smith.

The white witch of New York, punk poetess Patti Smith has pushed rock towards a revelatory transcendence rarely matched. Although her starting point is something as formal as the written word, her babbling, impassioned, hallucinatory, volatile, semi-improvised three chord rock and roll crashes barriers of perception, and makes listeners feel like anything is possible.
12. Adele.

Britain’s Adele Adkins, our back-to-basics soul chanteuse, exposes the shallowness of multi-media digital pop with the pure magic of a big voice and perfectly crafted, highly emotional songs.

13. Beyoncé.

 

The sassiest of the new wave of urban pop divas, Beyoncé conveys a kind of uber-femininity: sexy, smart, tough, fearless and utterly comfortable in her skin. Mixing Motown soul inflections with gospel powered melismas, hip hop attitude with the hard-grafting instincts of a showbiz trouper, she has a range of skills that leave most pop performers in the shade. Her marriage to rap godfather Jay-Z confirms Beyoncé’s regal status in 21st the century pop court.

14. Amy Winehouse.

If Amy Winehouse has the edge over Adele, it is through the terrible myth stirred up by her self-immolation. More than any other contemporary star, the stick thin, tattoo and beehive retro soul singer-songwriter put women with authentic talent right at the centre of modern pop culture. She sang as if it was a matter of life and death. Tragically, it turned out it was.

15. Aretha Franklin.

The First Lady of Soul and arguably the greatest singer of the pop era, Aretha has power, range and technique allied with perfect instincts. Not a woman to overdo things, every Aretha vocal sounds just right, whether she’s ripping it up like a Civil Rights warrior on Respect or laying out emotional home truths on Natural Woman. R.E.S.P.E.C.T. is how you spell it.

16. The ABBA girls.

 

Agnetha and Anna-Frid were the ice-cool front guard of pop’s most perfect hit machine. No matter how ridiculous the costumes, and whatever the emotional politics behind the scenes, the ABBA girls stood shoulder to shoulder and voice to voice in a perfect union of deadpan musical sisterhood that has made them the defining female pop stars for generation after generation.
17. Debbie Harry.

Rock’s greatest pin-up, the divine Ms Harry combined innate sexiness with punk attitude, making her a star for all genders, as much a feminist role model as pop’s ultimate sex object. Her low, liquid vocal in Blondie’s sleek, new wave setting framed a whole new space for girls in the boys musical zone.
18. Kate Bush.

Her florid, elaborate, mysterious recordings may be the most utterly female pop music ever made, elaborate bulletins from across the gender divide. A true one-off, Kate Bush opens windows to her inner world, dropping a needle in the groove of her psyche. This is the musical motherload.

19. Tina Turner.

Like a force of nature, Tina Turner overwhelms and overcomes, turning out raw, powerhouse vocals that knock down all obstacles and stand up for that kind of essential spirit that made rock and soul the prime music of our times. She has a kind of primal sexual essence and indomitable female spirit that helped her thrive for decades as a top line female star in a man’s world. From Beyonce to Rihanna, Amy to Florence, today’s hard-ass female elite owe Tina more than they probably know.
20. Madonna.

 

Love her or loathe her, it would be hard to deny Madonna’s pole position as the greatest female pop star of our times. Her world-beating, shape-shifting, trend-setting and at times ground breaking pop music has covered the gamut of female archetypes: virgin, whore, wife, mother, witch, diva, saint, sinner and 50-year-old cheerleader, and put it all to dance beats and catchy hooks. She might not be the greatest singer, she may not be the finest songwriter, she may favour surface over depth and make music that barely ripples the soul, but Madonna’s pop genius has carried her on a three decade winning streak that no other star, male or female, can match.

Realistic plastic food from Japan


Realistic plastic food from Japan, which are difficult to distinguish from the original


Japanese restaurants often display in their windows a delicious range of dishes: sushi, noodles, soups and burgers. As you can imagine, with windows no one will agree to eat. But this meal even want – will not be able to eat.


Picturesque menu will fully satisfy the majority of visitors to restaurants around the world, but not in Japan. The image in this country – that’s all, and before eating, people want to see how it looks like that they can enjoy. And there are truly irreplaceable windows with a very similar to the natural plastic dishes.


The fact that most of the menu in Japanese tourists and difficult to navigate in the dishes. Visibility helps find common ground without knowing the language. The cost of a “full menu” can manage a restaurant in an amount exceeding $ 8,500.


Production of plaster casts of dishes in Japan begins in 1917, but in 1926 a restaurant owner decided to decorate their glass case to attract visitors. His innovation was very successful, and the audience shaft poured into his restaurant, hoping to taste the delicacies that have attracted their attention in the window.


In 1932 Ryutso Iwasaki (Iwasaki Ryuzo) was based company engaged in the manufacture and sale of plaster casts of dishes for restaurants, and now his company is the most popular manufacturer of plastic dishes. Perfect imitations of dishes that are indistinguishable from the original, may be worth up to one million yen restaurants.
Restaurateurs send dummy manufacturers the dishes or products and photographs, copies of which they need. Silicon solidifies in the mold, which is later filled with liquid plastic and sent to the furnace. The next stage – the most important thing, namely clearance. In the arsenal of the artist engaged in manufacturing of plaster casts – oil paints, conventional brushes, scalpels and carving tools.
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It casts designed to convince visitors of the restaurant to order, so that the appearance plays a huge role.

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Customers in Japan is easier, because visitors of restaurants in all other countries about how they ordered dish looks, it is necessary to guess only.
These mouth-watering dishes dummies are popular all over Japan, and neighboring countries, Korea and China, have also begun to use this ingenious marketing ploy.

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These mouth-watering dishes dummies are popular all over Japan, and neighboring countries, Korea and China, have also begun to use this ingenious marketing ploy.

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Manufacture of plaster casts – an art, some very successful copies were among the exhibits of the Museum of Victoria and Albert in London.

The best robots in film


The best robots in film

1.Metropolis (1927) Fritz Lang’s Metropolis, set in a futuristic urban dystopia, features a female robot, Maria, brought to life by a mad scientist. The styling of the robot was later to influence the look of C-3PO.

2.The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) Michael Rennie plays Klaatu, a benevolent alien visitor to Earth from outer space, followed out of his flying saucer by his robot bodyguard Gort. The film famously warned against the destructive powers of nuclear weaponry.

3.Gog (1954) Two six-armed experimental robots called Gog and Magog – their names taken from the Old Testament – run amok after enemy agents sabotage a top-secret government facility.


4.Forbidden Planet (1956) Loosely based on Shakespeare’s The Tempest, Forbidden Planet starred Robby the Robot – the first robot to display a sense of personality and become a major character in a film’s narrative.

5.Westworld (1973) Yul Brynner plays a gunslinging cowboy robot designed to look like his character in The Magnificent Seven. In the way of most film robots, he runs amok.

6.Sleeper (1973) Woody Allen’s ‘nostalgic look at the future’ (as the tagline has it) follows the adventures of a health food shop owner who is cryogenically frozen in 1973. He wakes up in the year 2173 and spies on the government in the guise of a robot butler.

7.The Stepford Wives (1975) Based on Ira Levin’s novel, The Stepford Wives sees suburban housewives being replaced with ‘perfect’ obedient androids.

8.Logan’s Run (1976) In a dystopian future where humans are only allowed to live to 30, Logan 5 attempts to out-run his fate. Along the way he encounters Box, an ice cavern-dwelling robot who tries to stop escapees, known as ‘runners’.

9.Star Wars (1977) The most famous film robots of them all, C-3PO and R2-D2 are not only entirely loveable comic relief but essential to the plot. Princess Leia stores the Death Star plans in R2-D2’s memory, triggering the rest of the adventure to destroy the evil empire.

10.Blade Runner (1982) Daryl Hannah plays one of several ‘replicants’ in Blade Runner, Ridley Scott’s cerebral sci-fi which poses many philosophical questions, chief among them: what does it mean to be human?

11.The Terminator (1984) Arnold Schwarzenegger had his defining role as a near-unstoppable cyborg in James Cameron’s sci-fi classic. Sent back from a ravaged future, he seeks out the mother of humanity’s future leader in an attempt to win the human-vs-machine war before it’s even begun.

12.Short Circuit (1986) Ally Sheedy and Steve Guttenberg star in Short Circuit, following a military robot named Number 5 who suddenly develops an adorable personality when he is struck by lightning.

13.RoboCop (1987) Paul Verhoeven’s pulp satire stars Peter Weller as Alex Murphy, a Detroit policeman killed in action and brought back as a super-human crime-fighting cyborg. The 2014 remake wasn’t much cop, but the original remains a classic.

14.Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) Parodying the over-sexualisation of James Bond movies, Mike Myers’ international man of mystery finds himself face to face with the fatal Fembots – irresistible female robots with a deadly surprise under their clothes.

15.The Iron Giant (1999) Brad Bird’s animated film, adapted from Ted Hughes’ 1968 novel, tells the story of a lonely boy who befriends a giant iron man from space at the height of the Cold War.

16.I, Robot (2004) Can robots ever deviate from their programming? That’s the burning question at the centre of I, Robot, loosely based on Isaac Asimov’s collection of short stories. Will Smith stars as a robot-hating detective hired to track down an android suspected of murdering its creator.

17.The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (2005) A firm fan favourite in all incarnations of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Marvin the Paranoid Android is a permanently dour robot with ‘a brain the size of a planet’. In Garth Jennings’ 2005 film, Marvin is a beach-ball-headed robot voiced by Alan Rickman.

18.Transformers (2007) Based on Hasbro’s toy line, Michael Bay brought Transformers to the big screen in one of the biggest franchises in contemporary cinema. Two warring factions of alien robots – the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons – disguise themselves by transforming into cars and other everyday machines.

19.Wall-E (2008) Pixar’s outstanding animation follows a ‘Waste Allocation Load Lifter – Earth-class’ (Wall-E) robot who is left to tidy the Earth when humanity heads to the stars. His solitary existence is interrupted when he finds a small plant.

20.Real Steel (2011) In a futuristic take on Rocky, Hugh Jackman trains fighting robots in Shawn Levy’s sci-fi sports drama. The film is based on Richard Matheson’s short story Steel, which was also adapted as an episode of The Twilight Zone in 1963.

21.Prometheus (2012) By far the strongest element of Ridley Scott’s disappointing sci-fi is Michael Fassbender’s turn as sinister Bowie-alike android David. Dangerously curious and conniving, his actions may spell the end for humanity.

22.Robot & Frank (2012) Frank Langella’s elderly ex-jewel thief is initially unimpressed with the robot butler his son buys for him. But it’s not long before the duo becomes a heist team, in this indie comedy-drama.

23.Pacific Rim (2013) Guillermo del Toro’s super-size blockbuster pitches marauding sea monsters against humanity’s last defence: gigantic robots named Jaegers (German for ‘hunter’) controlled by pairs of neurologically-linked pilots.

24.Her (2013) Not a robot in the strictest sense, Scarlett Johansson voices the operating system who becomes the object of Theodore’s (Joaquin Phoenix) affections in Her. A constant companion who speaks to Theodore through an earpiece, ‘Samantha’ is an electronic consciousness with a difference.

25.X-Men: Days Of Future Past (2014) In the seventh instalment of the mutant comic-book franchise, the villainous Sentinels made their debut proper after a fleeting ‘training simulator’ cameo in X-Men: The Last Stand. These shape-shifting non-metal robots can adapt to kill any and every mutant.

26.BIg Hero 6 (2014) In Disney’s Big Hero 6, the loveable Baymax (voiced by Scott Adsit ) is an inflatable robot, programmed to help others.

27.Ex Machina (2015) In Alex Garland’s directorial debut, Alicia Vikander stars as the enigmatic, troublingly attractive robot Eva. Computer coder Caleb (Domnhall Gleeson) is employed to “test” Eva, to determine whether or not she could pass for human, but soon finds himself out of his depth.

28.Chappie (2015) Sharlto Copley voices Chappie, an ex-police robot who develops thoughts, feelings and a personality, in Neill Blomkamp’s explosive new sci-fi thriller. After being adopted by a trio of Johannesburg criminals, Chappie must learn to fight for himself, come to terms with the violence and danger in the world, and stand up for what is right.

Top 65 happy songs


Top 65 happy songs
1.THE BIG ROCK CANDY MOUNTAINS (1928).

We start our guide to the best happy songs back in the Twenties, with a pre-Depression song first recorded by Harry McClintock in 1928. This folk music song is about a hobo’s idea of paradise and has been sung by numerous musicians including Tom Waits. The song was also used in the Coen Brothers film O, Brother Where Art Thou? The finest version of The Big Rock Candy Mountains is by Burl Ives (above).

‘In the Big Rock Candy Mountains,
All the cops have wooden legs,
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth,
And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs.’

2.LET’S DO IT (LET’S FALL IN LOVE) 1928.

Take Cole Porter’s magnificent wordplay and Ella Fitzgerald’s unsurpassable delivery and phrasing of lyrics and the result: a joyous song. Let’s Do It (Let’s Fall in Love) was risqué for the Twenties, too, although most listeners got the message Porter, the composer of hits such as Anything Goes and I’ve Got You Under My Skin, was implying.

“Sweet guinea pigs do it . . . buy a couple and wait.”

3.HONEYSUCKLE ROSE (1929).

Written by the poet Andriamanantena Paul Razafinkarefo (usually just known as Andy Razaf), Honeysuckle Rose was a romping hit for jazz singer and pianist Fats Waller. It is a song that can’t fail to make you smile. Razaf also wrote Ain’t Misbehavin’.

4.SUMMERTIME (1936).

It is estimated that there have been more than 25,000 recordings of Summertime, originally composed by George Gershwin as an aria for the 1935 opera Porgy and Bess. The first singer to have a hit with the song was Billie Holiday in 1936. There is a melancholy to the song but enjoy thinking of wonderful summer, where the cotton is high, as you listen to the grace as Lady Day sings . . . ‘Summertime, and the livin’ is easy.’ 

5.AC-CENT-TCHU-ATE THE POSITIVE (1944).

Johnny Mercer, who won four Oscars for his songwriting for classics such as Moon River, wrote one of the most upbeat songs of all time with Ac-Cent-Tchu-Ate the Positive. He recorded it on October 4 1944 (his version was used in the film LA Confidential) and later explained that the phrase had come from a sermon his publicity agent had heard. “Wow, that’s a colourful phrase!”, Mercer later recalled having said to him. The music was written by Harold Arlen and the song has been recorded by hundreds of musicians including Bing Crosby, Sam Cooke and Aretha Franklin. Go on, eliminate the negative – and don’t mess with Mister In-Between. 

6.I GOT A WOMAN (1954).

‘What is a soul? It’s like electricity – we don’t really know what it is, but it’s a force that can light a room,” said Ray Charles. He could have been describing his superb song I Got a Woman. Feel the romance. 

7.DAY-O (1956).

Bask in the upbeat calypso from the peerless Harry Belafonte, who created one of the most popular songs of the Fifites with Day-O.


8.REET PETITE (THE SWEETEST GIRL IN TOWN) (1957).

Jackie Wilson could also have snuck in to the list with Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher and Higher, but it’s his dazzling love song, and first solo record, Reet Petite that deserves its place. Reet Petite was a hit again in 1986, when it was accompanied by a clay animation video.


9.LA BAMBA (1958)

Whether it is the Ritchie Valens original or the Los Lobos version from the Eighties, there is something infectiously fun about the blend of Mexican folk and rock in the song La Bamba.


10.RAWHIDE (1958).

Frankie Laine (above) had the first hit with the cowboy song written by multi-Oscar winner Ned Washington and Dimitri Zinovievich Tiomkin. The song was used in the long-running TV series Rawhide but it’s hard not to think of the jokey version performed by Elwood Brothers Dan Ackroyd and John Belushi in The Blues Brothers.


11.(WHAT A) WONDERFUL WORLD (1960).

Five days after recording his tribute album to Billie Holiday, Sam Cooke cut the song (What A) Wonderful World during an impromptu session. Lou Adler and Herb Alpert were the main composers of the song but Cooke revised versions in order to add more references to education. (What A) Wonderful World has featured in numerous film soundtracks, including Animal House and Harrison Ford’s Witness.

‘Don’t know much about geography,
Don’t know much trigonometry,
Don’t know much about algebra,
Don’t know what a slide rule is for.
But I do know one and one is two.
And if this one could be with you.
What a wonderful world this would be.’


12.ZIP-A-DEE-DOO-DAH (1962)

There have been lots of versions of the Disney song (taken from the 1946 film Song of the Sout) including those of Sun Ra, Doris Day, The Jacksons, Harry Nilsson (above) and Bill Baileu. My oh my, it’s a wonderful song despite Nilsson’s dour face.


13.OH, PRETTY WOMAN (1964).

A driving beat. A twanging guitar. A jarring 3/4 time signature. Roy Orbison’s iconic breakthrough hit secures its classic status in the space of 10 seconds, before he’s even begun singing. Orbison co-wrote Oh, Pretty Woman with Bill Dees in 1964 in tribute to Orbison’s first wife, Claudette, after the two had separated, divorced and then reunited. Speaking about the song’s genesis on NPR in 2008, Dees said: “[Claudette] came bopping down the stairs and said, ‘Give me some money’. ‘What do you need money for?’ [Roy] said. She said ‘Well, I’ve got to go to the store’, and as she walked away they were whispering and kissing bye bye, away from me. I stood up at the table, and he came back to the table, and I said ‘Does this sound funny? [singing] Pretty woman, don’t need no money’. He laughed, and he said ‘There’s nothing funny about pretty woman’. He right away started, [singing] ‘Pretty woman, walking down the street’. By the time she got back, we had it written.”


14FEELING GOOD (1965)

Nina Simone recorded the definitive, uplifting version of a song written for the stage play The Roar of the Greasepaint – The Smell of the Crowd by Londoners Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley. Simone’s version was produced by Hal Mooney, a jazz musician who had been part of the Jimmy Dorsey Orchestra.


15.I GOT YOU (I FEEL GOOD) 1965.

The first version of James Brown’s song had no guitar. For a re-recording, Brown added guitar, made his screams more pronounced and put in more saxophone from Maceo Parker. It sounds good, you know that it does.


16I’M A BELIEVER (1966)

Neil Diamond’s sins are all forgiven, because he wrote this classic happy love song, which was most famously recorded by The Monkees and lives on in the affections of wedding DJs and hopeless romantics everywhere. It’s been covered countless times, but the jangly, beachy Sixties guitar riffs of the Monkees’ version are the best bet for sending your mood soaring. Diamond’s Sweet Caroline would also make a longer list.


17.GOOD VIBRATIONS (1966).

Brian Wilson used 90 hours of magnetic recording tape to perfect the Wall of Sound technique that helped make Good Vibrations such a hit for The Beach Boys. Exultations.


18.SUMMER IN THE CITY (1966).

Possibly the only song to feature on The Simpsons and Only Fools and Horses, Lovin Spoonful’s Summer in the City is full of pulsating music – and car horns.


19.SUNNY AFTERNOON (1966).

The laconic gem from Ray Davies. Why worry, even if the taxman has taken all your money? The song by The Kinks was a chart-topper in the week England won the World Cup in 1966. Now there’s a sunny afternoon to celebrate.


20.WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD (1967).

It may not have been the wisest decision by Tony Bennett to turn down a song of such optimism and tolerance. It was written by Bob Thiele, a record producer who had worked with jazz greats such as Coleman Hawkins, and George David Weiss (who also wrote the Elvis Presley hit Can’t Help Falling In Live) but Bennett did and the song was later recorded by Louis Armstrong. The genius jazz trumpeter, the man who invented scat singing, made the song his own, with a rich and moving interpretation that resonates with music fans four decades on.


21.AIN’T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH (1967).

This R&B-infused declaration of unbreakable love was Marvin Gaye’s first collaboration with Tammi Terrell. Though their partnership was purely platonic, they made a charismatic pair and recorded three albums together during her short life (Terrell died of a brain tumour when she was 24). Written by Nickolas Ashford and Valerie Simpson, it also became, three years later, a hit for Diana Ross. It’s inspirational.


22.THE BARE NECESSITIES (1967).

There has to be a place for the song from Disney’s The Jungle Book – sung by Phil Harris as Baloo and Bruce Reitherman as Mowgli – with its memorably cheery lyrics: “Forget about your worries and your strife”.


23.ITCHYKOO PARK (1967).

Psychedelic pop from The Small Faces, and a song inspired by itchy nettles in a London park. Thank you Steve Marriott and Ronnie Lane.


24.THE 59TH STREET BRIDGE SONG (FEELIN’ GROOVY) (1967)

Hard to argue with the chilled message of Simon & Garfunkel’s Feelin’ Groovy: “Slow down, you move too fast”.


25.WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS (1968).

Joe Cocker revamped the classic by Beatles songwriters John Lennon and Paul McCartney, recorded it in a slower a slower, 6/8 meter, and used Procol Harum drummer BJ Wilson, guitar lines from Jimmy Page and organ by Tommy Eyre: the result was one of the feelgood rock songs of all time.


26.HERE COMES THE SUN (1969).

One of the finest Beatles songs. Composer George Harrison said in his autobiography, I, Me, Mine: “Here Comes the Sun was written at the time when Apple was getting like school, where we had to go and be businessmen: ‘Sign this’ and ‘sign that.’ Anyway, it seems as if winter in England goes on forever, by the time spring comes you really deserve it. So one day I decided I was going to sag off Apple and I went over to Eric Clapton’s house. The relief of not having to go see all those dopey accountants was wonderful, and I walked around the garden with one of Eric’s acoustic guitars and wrote Here Comes the Sun.”


27.MOVE ON UP (1970).

The late Curtis Mayfield had a nine-minute version of the exuberant Move On Up on his debut album Curtis. An edited version was also hit in the UK.


28.ABC (1970)

From that faraway neverland before the late Michael Jackson was abducted by aliens and subjected to face-altering experiments, ABC is piano and guitar-driven Motown gold. Berry Gordy and his corporation channel The Jackson 5’s childhood exuberance and innocent ecstasy into something approaching pure joy. Easy as 1, 2, 3.


29.YOU TURN ME ON I’M RADIO (1972).

Playing with the title metaphor all the way through, this upbeat country-tinged hit from Joni Mitchell is self-aware enough to transcend its cheesy country rock vibe. Mitchell admits in the chorus, with a knowing wink, that she’s “a little bit corny”. Her sense of humour shines through the summery songwriting as she plays the good-time hippy chick, promising that “if your head says forget it/But your heart’s still smoking/Call me at the station/The lines are open”.


30.THUNDER ROAD (1975).

In Bruce Springsteen’s Thunder Road, it’s Mary who “dances across the porch as the radio plays”. And Mary, as The Boss says, is a beautiful name. Uplifting Springsteen.


31.LET YOUR LOVE FLOW (1976).

Let Your Love Flow is another song rejected by a top performer. Neil Diamond decided to pass on a love song written by a former roadie called Larry E Williams. The catchy love song was taken up by The Bellamy Brothers – David and Howard from Florida – and they soon had a worldwide hit on their hands. It was No1 in America, and in the UK top for five weeks. Let Your Love Flow went back into the charts in 2008 when it was used in a Barclaycard advert.


32.SIR DUKE (1976).

Stevie Wonder’s joyous celebration of music, written as a tribute to the jazz pianist and bandleader Duke Ellington. If you want some more feel-good Wonder music, then follow this up with You Are The Sunshine of My Life.


33.AMAZING GRACE (1976).

With no MP3 available of the original 1779 version of John Newton’s hymn, we’ll happily settle for country singer Willie Nelson’s hit in 1976.
34.MR BLUE SKY (1977).

Jeff Lynne wrote this foot-tapping ditty while locked in a chalet in the Swiss alps, trying to come up with a follow-up album to Electric Light Orchestra’s hit A New World Record. After a fortnight of gloomy weather and writers’ block suddenly the sun came out and ELO’s Mr Blue Sky was born.


35.THREE LITTLE BIRDS (1977).

There is a sweet tale about the origins of Bob Marley’s hit Three Little Birds. Marley’s friend Tony Gilbert recalled: “Bob got inspired by a lot of things around him, he observed life. I remember the three little birds. They were pretty birds, canaries, who would come by the windowsill at Hope Road.” Bask in the joy.

‘Don’t worry . . . about a thing,
‘Cause every little thing gonna be alright.’


36.LOVELY DAY (1977).

When Breakfast Radio sends this song into your kitchen the bassline all but pours you a coffee and butters your toast. It is so laid back that Withers, who was a toilet seat fitter for Boeing before making it in the music world, stretches that long “daaaay” note over 18 seconds.
37.THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THE ROAD (1979).

The famously grumpy Van Morrison is in optimistic mood with The Bright Side of the Road, which included some foot-tapping harmonica from the Belfast Cowboy and a Louis Armstrong impression.

‘From the dark end of the street,
To the bright side of the road,
We’ll be lovers once again
on the Bright side of the road.’


38.GOOD TIMES (1979).

How can it fail to be jolly? Chic’s disco hit included a nod to Milton Ager’s Happy Days Are Here Again in a lyric line to that song title.


39.REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL, PART 3 (1979).

Here are some of the reasons to be cheerful included in Ian Dury’s cheeky, funny and very British Seventies hit that will make you smile in spite of yourself: the juice of a carrot, the smile of a parrot, something nice to study, phoning up a buddy, Domineker camels, all other mammals, nanny goats, equal votes, porridge oats, yellow socks, curing smallpox. Bonus reason to be cheerful: the song’s excellent use of funky cowbell.


40.ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE (1979).

You may know this song from the video game Donkey Konga 2 but it’s more likely you have smiled to the version that has the real Elton John singing a fine song written by Leroy Bell, Thom Bell and Casey James. 

41.CELEBRATION (1980).

Still a favourite at weddings and parties, this No1 by Kool & The Gang was ousted off top spot by Dolly Parton’s 9 to 5. Still cause to celebrate.


42.YOU MAKE MY DREAMS (1981).

Hall & Oates’s happy love song has been widely played, featuring on King of the Hill, Saturday Night Live, Glee, The Office US and everything in between. It was also used to perfectly illustrate the joy felt after spending the night with a very special person for the first time in (500) Days of Summer.


43.START ME UP (1981).

The lead single from Tattoo You, the Rolling Stones’s 1981 album, Start Me Up is a whirligig of devil-may-care joy with the the kind of iconic opening riff that demands your limbs to move – but remember, no one dances quite like Mick Jagger. The song reached number seven in the UK singles chart and number two in the US.


44.WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME (1982).

Writing in the Journal of the American Medical Association, Mark Jude Tramo, neurology professor at Harvard Medical School and director of the Institute for Music & Brain Science in Boston, said: “We believe music can cause neurochemical changes in specific parts of the brain. Music is a powerful auditory stimulus.” So powerful in fact that it causes the release of dopamine, which is responsible for motivation and feelings of happiness. What songs cause that dopamine release? When Jude Tramo asked 1000 people, one of the common responses was hearing the theme tune for the Boston-based comedy Cheers, called Where Everybody Knows Your Name, written and sung by Gary Portnoy. Watch the theme tune.


45.SWEET DREAMS (ARE MADE OF THIS) (1983).

Eurythmics’ signature song is one of empowerment, telling how we all have different tastes and desires but we’re all seeking fulfillment. Lyrics such as “some of them want to abuse you/some of them want to be abused” are deliciously concupiscent.


46.GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN (1983)

Girls Just Want to Have Fun was was written and originally recorded in 1979 by male artist Robert Hazard, who performed it from the point of view of a girl-crazy bad boy. Cyndi Lauper made it her own, with an anthem-style version. She said: “I really wanted every woman to hear that song and think about their power. That’s also why it was very important that I had women of all colours in that video, so that every little girl, wherever she was from, could see herself in that video.” You will have fun.


47.THINKING OF YOU (1984).

Still hugely infectious, because Sisters’ voices dovetailed perfectly with Chic’s infinite groove machine. Has the killer line: “What do you think brought the sun out today, it’s my baby, oh help me sing.”


48.DANCING ON THE CEILING (1986)

What better song to play at parties than a song about having a really good party? Love it or loathe it, this Lionel Richie hit has become an Eighties classic. And in the music video Ritchie, who could also have got in for Easy Like Sunday Morning, even literally dances on the ceiling.


49.I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY (WHO LOVES ME) (1987).

The late Whitney Houston won the Grammy award for Best Pop Vocal Performance, Female for her surging dance song.


50.IF I HAD A BOAT (1987).

Most country music songs are downers but there is something cheery and silly about Lyle Lovett’s song, sparked by memories of trying to ride a pony across a pond as a child. “I think songs like that approach you,” Lovett said. “I remember being at home just playing the guitar that morning and I sort of played the chorus.” It’s full of fun imagery:

‘The mystery masked man was smart,
He got himself a Tonto,
‘Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free.
But Tonto he was smarter,
And one day said ‘Kemo Sabe’
Kiss my ass, I bought a boat
I’m going out to sea.’


51.HAVE A LITTLE FAITH IN ME (1987).

In Woody Allen’s Manhattan, there is a key moment when Tracy (played by Mariel Hemingway) tells Isacc (Allen) to believe in people. “Not everybody gets corrupted,” she says. “You’ve got to have faith in people.” There’s no upbeat tempo to John Hiatt’s 1987 song Have a Little Faith in Me, but it offers a similar message of hope and trust.

52.I’M TOO SEXY (1991).

Can’t help but think of the character CJ Cregg singing “I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my skirt” as she dances across the room in an episode of the West Wing, prompting Toby to exclaim: “What in God’s name is . . . “. The song was the only US No1 for British band Right Said Fred but retains its charm as an ironic and fun curiosity.


53.I’M GOING ALL THE WAY (1993).

From Minneapolis gospel and R&B ensemble’s 1993 album, Africa to America. In a tradition of affirmative, uplifting R&B from Curtis Mayfield’s ‘Move On Up’ to the O’Jays’ ‘Love Train’. This Sounds of Blackness hit, which was chosen for Desert Island Discs by Olympic double gold winner Dame Kelly Holmes, has exultant choir singing, a wailing lead vocal, and instrumentation that floats as light as a feather. If this doesn’t make your spirits soar, check your pulse. You may not have one.


54.LIVE FOREVER (1994).

Written by Noel Gallagher as a direct response to the depressing grunge music of early-Nineties American bands such as Nirvana, Live Forever by Oasis is a joyous ode to nothing more than the simple pleasure of being alive. As the elder Gallagher brother put it with typical eloquence: “We had f— all, and I still thought that getting up in the morning was the greatest f—ing thing ever.” The third single from debut album, Definitely Maybe, also captures Liam Gallagher’s snarling vocals at their most potent.

55.YOU AND ME SONG (1994).

Originally released in 1994, You and Me Song reached its full popularity when it was included in the soundtrack to Baz Luhrmann’s Romeo + Juliet in 1996. The quiet verse suddenly gives way to an exuberant chorus from The Wannadies about being together forever, with a couple making up after having a fight. It’s still the biggest UK hit for the Swedish band.

56.YOU’VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME (1995).

Randy Newman (above, performing the Oscar-winning song We Belong Together from the sequel film Toy Story 3), has since been nominated for 20 Oscars (winning twice) including for the Toy Story theme song, You’ve Got A Friend in Me, sung with Lyle Lovett. Just think of Woody and Buzz hugging and feel the love.

57.NEVER FORGET (1995).

However successful the recent reunion, however delighted fans were to see Robbie Williams back in the fold, nothing matches the mid-Nineties Take That. Never Forget, taken from the band’s third album Nobody Else, showcases the ultimate boyband at the peak of their powers. I defy anyone not to hit the dancefloor as the first chords of this ring out. One word of warning though: the lyric “Never pretend that it’s all real” is misleading. Those shapes you pulled last night? You may not remember them but they were real.

58.LIFTED (1995).

A surprising slow-mover on the charts when it was released in 1996, Lifted by Lighthouse Family is now a staple of playlists on radio stations such as Heart and thanks to soaring synths, guitar picking and the heart-warming buzz of Tunde Baiyewu’s vocals. We challenge your spirits not to be lifted.


59.EVERYBODY’S FREE TO WEAR SUNSCREEN (1998)

I defy anyone to listen these lyrics (originally written by Mary Schmich for a graduation speech) and not become a bit misty-eyed. This song is like an old friend you can turn to whenever times are hard. Five minutes in the company of Baz Lurhmann will always make you feel like a new person. Oh, and don’t forget to “dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary.”


60.BEAUTIFUL DAY (2000).

As inspiring lyrics go, “It’s a beautiful day, don’t let it get away” takes some beating. Taken from All That You Can’t Leave Behind, U2’s 2000 album, the song reached number one in the UK. The only downside? Football fans will forever associate it with ITV’s ill-fated Saturday evening highlights show.


61.Accidentally in Love – Counting Crows (2004)Nominated for an Oscar for best original song, Accidentally in Love was written by American rock band Counting Crows for Shrek 2. The delirious, euphoric pop-rock hooks are all about the dizziness of realising you’re falling for someone you’re not really supposed to, whether you’re an ogre, a donkey or none of the above: ‘Melting under blue skies/ Belting out sunlight/ Shimmering love/ Well baby I surrender…’ Shrek 2 is still DreamWorks’ most successful film to date, and Accidentally in Love is one of Counting Crows’ biggest hits.


62.Call Me Maybe 2012Call Me Maybe exploded Carly Rae, as she became known, into a One-Hit-Wonderland in the summer of 2012. Its bullishly catchy refrain: ‘here’s my number, call me maybe?’ interrupts bold strings and a thudding disco beat in a way that really works, even if it technically shouldn’t. To the anguish of its readers, The Guardian named Carly Rae Jepsen’s viral track the best song of 2012.


63.Far Nearer, Jamie XXThe second solo release of Jamie ‘XX’ Smith is a summery ray of sunshine, building on the innovative electronic production XX lent to remixing Gil Scott-Heron’s final album, but with none of the gloom. The result, from 2011, is an infectious track with jubilant steel drumming and distorted vocals that sound angelic.


64.22 – Taylor Swift (2012)One of the few Taylor Swift songs that *isn’t* about dumping someone or being dumped. Instead, 22 is all about being silly with your friends, heading out to a party and not worrying about what the cool kids think or that you haven’t got your life figured out quite yet. ‘We’re happy, free, confused and lonely in the best way’, sings Taylor, joyfully. Everything will be all right if we just keep dancing like we’re 22.


65.Happy – Pharrell WilliamsThis worldwide No1 from 2013 does what it says on the tin. It’s HAPPY!

The 25 best films of 2015


The 25 best films of 2015

1. Birdman.

Director: Alejandro G. Iñárritu
Starring: Michael Keaton, Zach Galifianakis, Edward Norton, Andrea Riseborough, Amy Ryan, Emma Stone, Naomi Watts
Certificate: 15
Running time: 119 mins

2. Selma.

Director: Ava DuVernay
Starring: David Oyelowo, Carmen Ejogo, Tom Wilkinson, Alessandro Nivola, Giovanni Ribisi, Tim Roth
Certificate: 12A
Running time: 128 mins

3. Inherent Vice.


Director: Paul Thomas Anderson
Starring: Joaquin Phoenix, Josh Brolin, Owen Wilson, Katherine Waterston, Reese Witherspoon, Benicio Del Toro, Jena Malone, Maya Rudolph, Martin Short
Certificate: 15
Running time: 149 mins

4. Foxcatcher.


Director: Bennett Miller
Starring: Channing Tatum, Steve Carell, Mark Ruffalo, Sienna Miller, Anthony Michael Hall, Vanessa Redgrave
Certificate: 15
Running time: 134 mins

We said: The true story of Olympic wrestler brothers Dave and Mark Schultz, and their fatal dealings with eccentric millionaire John Eleuthère du Pont (played by a near-unrecognisable Steve Carell), becomes a “smoke-black parable of modern America”, with a screenplay as tense and tuned as piano strings. Read the full review of Foxcatcher.

5. Whiplash.


Director: Damien Chazelle
Starring: Miles Teller, JK Simmons, Melissa Benoist, Paul Reiser
Certificate: 15
Running time: 106 mins

We said: Superb performances from Miles Teller as a young jazz drummer and JK Simmons as his martinet of a mentor are at the heart of this “dazzling, exhilarating drama”. Read the full review of Whiplash.

6. The Duke of Burgundy.


Director: Peter Strickland
Starring: Sidse Babett Knudsen, Monica Swinn, Chiara D’Anna, Eugenia Caruso, Kata Bartsch, Fatma Mohamed, Eszter Tompa, Zita Kraszkó
Certificate: 18
Running time: 104 mins

We said: Two women who live in a grand old house in the middle of a moss-draped forest play out an elaborate sex game in this “uniquely sexy and strange film, built on two tremendous central performances and a bone-deep understanding of cinema’s magic and mechanisms.” Read the full review of The Duke of Burgundy.

7. It Follows.


Director: David Robert Mitchell
Starring: Maika Monroe, Keir Gilchrist, Jake Weary, Daniel Zovatto
Certificate: 15
Running time: 94 mins

We said: With its marvellously suggestive title and thought-provoking exploration of sex, this indie chiller is a contemporary horror fan’s dream come true. Read the full review of It Follows.

8. Still Alice.

Director: Wash Westmoreland and Richard Glatzer
Starring: Julianne Moore, Kristen Stewart, Kate Bosworth, Hunter Parish, Alec Baldwin
Certificate: 12A
Running time: 101 mins

We said: Julianne Moore gives one of her greatest ever performances playing a professor with early-onset Alzheimer’s disease in this “gorgeous, piercing” drama. Read the full review of Still Alice.

9. The Tale of Princess Kaguya.

Director: Isao Takahata
Starring: Aki Asakura, Yukiji Asaoka, Takeo Chii, Isa Hashizume, Hikaru Ijûin, Takaya Kamikawa
Certificate: U
Running time: 137 mins

We said: Studio Ghibli’s lovingly crafted film, based on a 10th-century Japanese legend about a reluctant princess trying to get back to the forests and hillsides of her childhood, is a work of “supreme artistry”, and a fitting swansong for director Isao Takahata. Read the full review of The Tale of Princess Kaguya.

10. A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence.


Director: Roy Andersson
Starring: Holger Andersson, Nils Westblom, Viktor Gyllenberg, Lotti Törnros, Jonas Gerholm, Ola Stensson
Certificate: 12A
Running time: 100 mins

We said: Roy Andersson’s hyperreal series of comic sketches may be “untranslatable” cinema, but his film about doom and death and the ineffable weirdness of human experience willl make you laugh until you weep. Read the full review of A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence.

11. Mad Max: Fury Road.


Director: George Miller
Starring: Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron, Nicholas Hoult
Certificate: 15
Running time: 120 mins

We said: George Miller’s return to the apocalyptic world of Mad Max is “nothing less than a Krakatoan eruption of craziness”; Tom Hardy is “totally commanding” stepping into Mel Gibson’s shoes, and Charlize Theron is “superb” as the film’s real alpha male, the rogue soldier Imperator Furiosa. Read the full review of Mad Max: Fury Road.

12. Inside Out.


Director: Pete Docter, Ronaldo Del Carmen
Starring: Amy Poehler, Mindy Kaling, Diane Lane, Bill Hader, Phyllis Smith (voices)
Certificate: PG
Running time: 102 mins

We said: Pixar’s “searingly beautiful” new film is set inside the head of an 11-year-old girl, with Joy, Sadness, Disgust, Fear and Anger jostling for position. “The first tear was rolling down my cheek within 30 seconds,” wrote Robbie Collin. Read the full review of Inside Out.

13. Listen Up Philip.


Director: Alex Ross Perry
Starring: Jason Schwartzman, Elisabeth Moss, Jonathan Pryce, Krysten Ritter, Joséphine de La Baume, Jess Weixler
Certificate: 15
Running time: 109 mins

We said: Alex Ross Perry’s wince-inducing black comedy about two repellent literary blowhards – a young misanthropic egomaniac (Jason Schwartzman) and a subtle, Philip Roth-like grotesque (Jonathan Pryce) – marks the arrival of a major new directorial talent. Read the full review of Listen Up Philip.

14. Slow West


Director: John Maclean
Starring: Kodi Smit-McPhee, Michael Fassbender, Ben Mendelsohn, Caren Pistorius
Cerificate: 15
Running time: 84 mins

We said: There’s everything here from John Ford mythmaking to Coen brothers mischief-making, plus the sinewy sparseness of Sergio Leone – and even a little of the pride-puncturing slapstick the genre has occasionally attracted in films like Laurel and Hardy’s Way Out West and Mel Brooks’ Blazing Saddles. Read the full review of Slow West.

15. Song of the Sea.

Director: Tomm Moore
Starring: David Rawle, Brendan Gleeson, Lisa Hannigan, Fionnula Flanagan, Lucy O’Connell
Certificate: U
Running time: 93 mins

We said: Though it’s preoccupied with loss, Song of the Sea is a film that can barely stop itself from giving, and every scene shines with imaginative flourishes that could only possible in two-dimensional, hand-drawn animation. It’s alive to the world in a way that challenges, and sometimes even defies, adult understanding. The only way to describe it is childlike. See it and feel four years old again. Read the full review of Song of the Sea.

16. The Wonders.


Monica Bellucci in Alice Rohrwacher’s The Wonders Credit: Soda Pictures

Director: Alice Rohrwacher
Starring: Maria Alexandra Lungu, Sam Louwyck, Alba Rohrwacher, Sabine Timoteo, Monica Bellucci
Certificate: 15
Running time: 110 mins

We said: Alice Rohrwacher, the 31-year-old Italian film-maker, has conjured up a mesmerising coming-of-age tale: small and sweet in every good way, but alive with a power that seems to surge up from deep beneath its sun-roughened landscape. Read the full review of The Wonders.

17. Hard to Be a God.


A scene from Aleksei German’s ‘Hard to be a God’

Director: Aleksei German
Starring: Leonid Yarmolnik, Yuriy Tsurilo, Natalya Moteva, Aleksandr Chutko, Evgeniy Gerchakov
Certificate: 18
Running time: 177 mins

We said: An astronaut visits a mirror planet to Earth, stuck in an eternal Dark Ages, and witnesses scenes of grotesque barbarity. “Imagine Monty Python and the Holy Grail directed by Bruegel and you’re some way towards grasping director Aleksei German’s vision”, says Robbie Collin. Read the full review of Hard to be a God.

18. 45 Years.


Tom Courtenay and Charlotte Rampling in Andrew Haigh’s film 45 Years

Director: Andrew Haigh
Starring: Charlotte Rampling, Tom Courtenay, Geraldine James, Dolly Wells
Certificate: 15
Running time: 93 mins

We said: A couple (Charlotte Rampling and Tom Courtenay) struggles to cope when the husband learns that the perfectly preserved body of his ex-girlfriend has been discovered, 50 years after she slipped into an Alpine crevasse. Rampling “rarely been better” than she is in this “shattering, shivery marital drama”. Read the full review of 45 Years.

19. The Walk.


Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Philippe Petit in ‘The Walk’ Credit: Sony Pictures Entertainment

Director: Robert Zemeckis
Starring: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ben Kingsley, Charlotte Le Bon, James Badge Dale
Certificate: PG
Running time: 123 mins

We said: Back to the Future director Robert Zemeckis glimmeringly recreates Frenchman Philippe Petit’s tightrope walk between the twin towers of New York’s World Trade Center, previously told in the documentary Man on Wire. Joseph Gordon-Levitt makes a thoroughly charming lead, despite his “prononced Franch acksong”, and once we get to the main event, “the camerawork is subtle and meticulous, the 3D head-spinningly well-applied.” Read the full review of The Walk.

20. Macbeth.


Michael_Fassbender_Marion_Cotillard_MacBeth
Credit: Studio Canal/GenEditorial72

Director: Justin Kurzel
Starring: Michael Fassbender, Marion Cotillard, Sean Harris, David Thewlis, Paddy Considine, Jack Reynor, Elizabeth Debicki
Certificate: 15
Running time: 113 mins

We said: This is already “one of the great Shakespearean movies,” says Robbie Collin, “built around a pair of cosmically powerful performances from Michael Fassbender and Marion Cotillard.” The text is pared back and key scenes have been ingeniously re-interpreted. “Everything here is so perfectly in tune with itself that you might expect the film to feel a little too neatly self-contained and vacuum-packed, like Game of Thrones with an arts degree. In fact it’s the opposite: raw, visceral and contagious.” Read the full review of Macbeth.

21. SPECTRE.


Putting the money on screen: the budget gets bigger for every film
Credit: 2015 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer/ Columbia/Jonathan Olley

Director: Sam Mendes
Starring: Daniel Craig, Christoph Waltz, Léa Seydoux, Monica Bellucci, Andrew Scott, Dave Bautista, Ralph Fiennes, Naomie Harris, Ben Whishaw, Rory Kinnear
Certificate: 12A
Running time: 148 mins

We said: The 24th Bond film’s Day of the Dead-themed opening is “a swaggering show of confidence from returning director Sam Mendes,” writes Robbie Collin. “The film’s colour palette is so full of mouth-watering chocolates, coffees and creams that when the story moves to Rome, the city looks like a $300-million-dollar, fascist tiramisu.” SPECTRE is relentlessly modern, yet “writers John Logan, Neal Purvis, Robert Wade and Jez Butterworth rub sly references to the Bond canon, and craft moments of pure flamboyance that belong there: a secret base inside a crater, a spot-lit meteor as an interior design feature, a wrestling match in a pilotless helicopter, two leonine sports cars roaring through the Roman night.” Read the full review of SPECTRE.

22. Tangerine.


Mya Taylor and Kitana Kiki Rodriguez in ‘Tangerine’

Director: Sean Baker
Starring: Kitana Kiki Rodriguez, Mya Taylor, Karren Karagulian, Mickey O’Hagan, James Ransone
Certificate: 15
Running time: 86 mins

We said: Shot entirely on an iPhone, this “heart-spinning” movie about two transgender prostitutes on a rampage of revenge on Christmas Eve is more than just a novelty. “In spite of its explicit sex and livid orange skies, Tangerine is, at heart, a proper Christmas movie about family and friendship,” says Robbie Collin, “perhaps the best since Elf in 2003, in fact, although you probably wouldn’t bring the kids.” Read the full review of Tangerine.

23. Carol.

Cate Blanchett as the eponymous heroine of ‘Carol’ Credit: Wilson Webb

Director: Todd Haynes
Starring: Cate Blanchett, Rooney Mara, Kyle Chandler, Sarah Paulson, Cory Michael Smith, Jake Lacy
Certificate: 15
Running time: 118 mins

We said: Todd Haynes has turned Patricia Highsmith’s novel of lesbian lovers in Fifties New York into an exceptionally beautiful film, with a career-best performance from Cate Blanchett. According to Tim Robey, the film is “gorgeous, gently groundbreaking, and might be the saddest thing you’ll ever see.” Read the full review of Carol.

24. The Forbidden Room.


Guy Maddin’s The Forbidden Room

Director: Guy Maddin, Evan Johnson
Starring: Roy Dupuis, Clara Furey, Louis Negin
Certificate: 12
Running time: 130 mins

We said: The most bonkers film of the year features vampire bananas and a volcano that has to be fed tapioca, in a bizarre compendium of interlocking stories. “As with a particularly Byzantine dream, you could sit down afterwards and analyse the whys, connect the thematic dots,” says Tim Robey. “But the main point is to experience it intensely – the bigger the screen, the better – and to get as close as possible to the joyfully irrational state of mind that produced it.” Read the full review of The Forbidden Room.

25. Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

Daisy Ridley and John Boyega in Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Director: JJ Abrams
Starring: Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Adam Driver, Harrison Ford, Peter Mayhew, Oscar Isaac, Domhnall Gleeson, Andy Serkis, Lupita Nyong’o, Gwendoline Christie, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill
Certificate: 12A
Running time: 136 mins

The 25 best comedy duos


The 25 best comedy duos

Comedy partnerships have been a a part of film, theatre and television life for more than a century. As the original stage version of The Odd Couple celebrates its 50th anniversary, we pick the 25 best funny comic pairs, including the stars of the Neil Simon 1968 film version, Walter Mattheu and Jack Lemmon. You may not agree with the final list – and you certainly won’t find Ant and Dec, Hale and Pace or Little and Large here. One dog was enough, too, so there was no room for Wallace and Gromit. Let the double fun begin . . .

1.Most of the comedy duos in the gallery are men but a good example of a female pair who are top notch funsters is the stars of TV Broad City ABBI JACOBSON AND ILANA GLAZER. They created Broad City as an internet series in 2009, after studying improv at the Upright Citizens Brigade. Amy Poehler brought them to Comedy Central, where Broad City became an instant sensation in 2014. In January 2015, Comedy Central said Broad City, the tale of two young women in their mid-twenties, living in New York and struggling with bad jobs and humiliating love lives, had been renewed for a third season.

 

2.SIMON PEGG and NICK FROST are best known as a pair for their three films known as the Cornetto trilogy. Shaun of the Dead (2004) was a homage to zombie flicks; Hot Fuzz (2007, pictured above) was a satirical buddy cop film; The World’s End (2013) is sci-fi invasion in the style of Day of the Triffids. Pegg and Frost exude a jolly camaraderie and their banter works well:

“I haven’t had a drink for 16 years”
“You must be thirsty then.”

Pegg and Frost are close friends off screen and also appeared in the comedy film Paul, as well as doing voiceovers for the animated film The Boxtrolls. Pegg said in 2014: “We made three films together in 10 years and hopefully in the next decade, we’ll make another three.”

3.Barack Obama is regularly lampooned on KEY & PEELE, a Comedy Central smash hit that stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele. President Obama says he loves the show and has asked to meet the former cast members of MADtv. Key & Peele are a good example of modern socially aware comedy. In a recent New Yorker profile, author Zadie Smith praised their “brutally funny” comedy.

4.The BBC show The Two Ronnies (RONNIE BARKER and RONNIE CORBETT) ran from 1971 to 1987. Barker, who died in 2005 at the age of 76, was the better comedian and a good character actor but the pair worked well together, even allowing for Corbett’s dull monologues. The Ronnies opened and closed each episode with the pair sitting at a news desk. This gave rise to their famous catchphrase at the end:

Corbett: “So it’s ‘Goodnight’ from me.”

Barker: “And it’s ‘Goodnight’ from him.”

One of their regular sketches long-running sketches, The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town, was written by Spike Milligan. David Nobbs (The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin), John Cleese (Monty Python), and David Renwick (One Foot in the Grave) also wrote for The Two Ronnies.

5.In their solo careers, Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders have taken different paths. French won three British Comedy awards for the rather twee Vicar of Dibley while Saunders won an Emmy Award and international acclaim for writing and playing the lead role of Edina Monsoon in Absolutely Fabulous. Together, they made 47 episodes of FRENCH AND SAUNDERS from 1987-2007 and toured the show live. They also appeared together in Comic Strip shows. Among their best characters were Junior and Emma, public school girls who have been abandoned by their parents, the drunken Fat Women Aristocrats, and Jim & Jim – Dirty Old Men. Jim & Jim were two fat lechers who sexually harass women. There were lots of good spoofs in French and Saunders (everything from Ingmar Bergman to Star Wars) and some edgy humour. In one sketch, when the pair are discussing Princess Diana, French’s character says of the public swooning over Diana: “Retarded people lick her face”.

6.KATHY BURKE AND HARRY ENFIELD are two of Britain’s finest character sketch comedians. Perhaps their best joint couple are Kevin the teenager and Perry the pubescent (Burke is very funny as a teenage boy) but I have a soft spot for Wayne and Waynetta Slob. Burke said: “I didn’t really get them at first – I thought they were a bit patronising. Then, when we put the costumes on I got it: they were cartoons with catchphrases.” Among the catchphraes were Waynetta’s “I’m avving a faaag”, as she slobs around and smokes. Enfield based them on a couple with a similar lifestyle who lived in the flat below his in his younger days. Wayne and Waynetta name one child Frogmella (because “it’s exotic”) and another Spudulika, after Waynetta’s favourite restaurant, Spud U Like. A third child, which Waynetta calls Canoe (supposedly named after Keanu Reeves), is born after an affair Wayne supposedly had with model Naomi Campbell.

7.VIC REEVES AND BOB MORTIMER started working together in 1990 on madcap variety performance Vic Reeves’ Big Night Out, before creating sketch shows The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer and Bang Bang. They have also created a sitcom called House of Fools. In March 2015, they delighted fans by announcing that their ridiculous character sketches, including lovelorn crooner duo Mulligan and O’Hare and men-children Davey and Donald Stott, will be celebrating their 25 years work with a nationwide tour entitled The Poignant Moments.

8.MEL BROOKS AND CARL REINER met on Sid Caesar’s Your Show Of Shows and are best known as a partnership for their comedy The 2000 Year Old Man, created in 1961. Brooks played the oldest man in the world, being interviewed by Reiner. When asked about Joan of Arc, Brooks says: “Know her? I went with her, dummy, I went with her!” They released five albums, one of which won a Grammy award. It had started as a novelty act: Reiner would entertain friends at parties by pretending to interview a character he’d suddenly suggest to Brooks, who would immediately adopt the persona – a guy at a coffee shop, a film director, the world’s old Jewish man. In additional to their work together, Brooks had a long and successful career as a filmmaker and Reiner created the landmark CBS sitcom The Dick Van Dyke Show, as well as writing and directing such comedy film favourites as Steve Martin’s The Jerk. Brooks, who directed Young Frankenstein and The Producers, said: “I think the real engine behind The 2000 Year Old Man is Carl, not me. I’m just collecting the fares. But he’s the guy that creates the subjects, the questions, and creates a kind of buoyant, effervescent, terribly naïve character.”

9.ABBOTT AND COSTELLO (William ‘Bud’ Abbott and Lou Costello) were New Jersey boys who worked in vaudeville and on stage, radio, film and television. They made 36 films between 1941 and 1956; many of which were box office hits. Their classic sketch Who’s on First? which involves Abbott identifying baseball players by their ridiculous names; and Costello thinking that Abbott is refusing to answer, has gone down in comedy history. Sadly, when Abbott, a lifelong epileptic, died in 1974 at the age of 78 he was a broken and defeated man, having sold most of his assets to settle income tax claims by the IRS.

10.BOB HOPE AND BING CROSBY worked together for the first time in 1932 at the Capitol Theatre in New York. Crosby was already a big recording star and Hope was asked to emcee a show. They larked about onstage and enjoyed it. Eight years later, having met again, they embarked on a screen partnership that resulted in seven iconic movies: Road to Singapore (1940), Road to Zanzibar (1941), Road to Morocco (1942), Road to Utopia (1946), Road to Rio (1947), Road to Bali (1952) and The Road to Hong Kong (1962). They were not close off screen. Crosby is best known as the singer behind White Christmas.

11.Joseph Levitch and Dino Paul Crocetti and are better known as JERRY LEWIS AND DEAN MARTIN and they had a remarkably successful partnership together for a decade (1946-1956). Martin would sing and tell jokes and Lewis would clown around behind his back. They played all the big American clubs, made 16 films together and were the first comedy comedy duo to break in national TV, co-hosting a variety show called The Colgate Comedy Hour for five years. Martin, who died in 1965, went on to great fame as part of the Rat Pack and released a distinguished catalogue of great music. Alas, the Martin-Lewis partnership went sour. The final straw came when Look gave Martin and Lewis a cover photograph and cropped Martin out of the picture. Martin angrily told his partner that he was “nothing to me but a f—–g dollar sign.”

12.Little Britain had its fans and detractors but MATT LUCAS AND DAVID WALLIAMS created some memorable characters: Vicky Pollard, the feckless teen mother played by Lucas, who swapped her baby for a Westlife CD; Daffyd, “the only gay in the village”; Marjorie Dawes, the leader of Fat Fighters, and their silliest pair, wheelchair-bound faker Andy Pipkin and his kind but exploited helper Lou Todd (above). Both had catchphrases (“want that one” and “Don’t like it” for Andy; “what a kerfuffle!” for Lou). The pair also made the less successful airport-based sketch show Come Fly With Me but since 2013 have gone their separate ways workwise. Walliams spends a lot of time writing children’s fiction and Lucas has his own TV panel gameshow. In March 2015, Walliams was filming a special sketch for Comic Relief with theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking starring alongside Walliams, who will reprise his role as the bumbling Lou.

13.Edging out Wallace and Gromit for the comedy dog partnership is FRASIER AND EDDIE. Frasier, one of the greatest TV comedies of all time, starred Kelsey Grammer. Although his ego battles with brother Niles are terrific, one of the features of the show was his long-running feud with Eddie, a feisty Jack Russell terrier. During the height of Frasier’s popularity, Eddie received more fan mail than any of his human counterparts. Frasier and Eddie have staring contests (the dog always wins) and Frasier says once: “Dad? I thought we had an agreement. Eddie doesn’t roll around on my sofa and I don’t throw him in front of a bus.”

14.Whether it’s making funny and risqué jokes as hosts of major ceremonies, or starring in comedy sketches and film, AMY POEHLER AND TINA FEY are one of the funniest comedy duos around and were regulars on Saturday Night Live. Poehler, the co-writer and star of the brilliant Parks and Recreation TV series, will play Fey’s sibling in the upcoming film Sisters, a comedy directed by Jason Moore. They have previously starred together in Mean Girls and Baby Mama.

15.Rather like the novels of PG Wodehouse, there was lots of clever comedy about the class system in Dad’s Army, and nothing better than the logue between Captain George Mainwaring and Sergeant Arthur Wilson, played superbly by ARTHUR LOWE AND JOHN LE MESURIER. Although Mainwaring had the more elevated job – he was the manager of Swallow’s Bank in Walmington-on-Sea’ and the Sergeant was his assistant – in terms of class, Wilson has the upper hand. In one episode, Wilson becomes The Honourable Arthur Wilson after his uncle dies. Mainwaring, who went to grammar school, expresses contempt about Wilson’s fancy ways but is insecure and envious about their social differences, especially Wilson’s education at Meadowbridge Public School. In one piece of classic dialogue, it comes to the fore:

Mainwaring: “You both went to public schools, didn’t you?”
Wilson: “You know, I can’t help feeling, Sir, you’ve got a little bit of a chip on your shoulder about that.”
Mainwaring: “There’s no chip on my shoulder, Wilson. I’ll tell you what there is on my shoulder, though: three pips, and don’t you forget it.”

Later in 2015, a new Dad’s Army film will be released with Toby Jones as Mainwaring and Bill Nighy as Wilson.

16.RICHARD PRYOR AND GENE WILDER starred in the films Silver Streak, Stir Crazy (above) and See No Evil, Hear No Evil. A fourth film, Another You, was abandoned because of Pryor’s drug problems. The pair had a great on-screen chemistry; asked how he kept a straight face during slapstick comedy scenes in which Pryor would ad-lib funny dialogue, Wilder said, “I wouldn’t want to have ruined the scenes.” Wilder, of course, was part of another great comedy double act in the Mel Brooks film The Producers. The interplay between Wilder and Zero Mostel (as Max Bialystock) was superb.

17.Fawlty Towers remains one of the UK’s finest comedies, largely thanks to the interplay between BASIL AND MANUEL. Basil is the splenetic hotelier played by John Cleese, and Manuel is a Chaplin-esque waiter from Barcelona played by Andrew Sachs. Manuel is subject to frequent physical attacks by the demented Basil (he was actually knocked out by him once when hit with a frying pan) but their comedy timing is flawless. Cleese, who co-wrote the series with then wife Connie Booth, said: “The key to Manuel, like the stuttering scene in A Fish Called Wanda, is that the guy is trying to get the information across. He is always eager, desperate to help, never difficult and stroppy, and then he screws up. I have always found people failing to communicate terribly funny. The joke is not that Manuel speaks bad English but that anyone would inflict him on the general public without training him properly. So what happened there was Andrew Sachs came along and did a wonderful thing with it. If you meet Andrew you would call him almost retiring, very quiet, almost academic, studiously polite. Then suddenly he clips on his moustache and something else in his personality just slips in.”

18.The Blues Brothers – JOHN BELUSHI AND DAN AYKROYD – made their debut as characters on Saturday Night Live in 1978 and were turned into a brilliant film two years later directed by John Landis. Belushi died on March 5, 1982, of a drug overdose at the age of 33. Although they had one of the shortest partnerships of the duos in this gallery, it was also one of the most memorable. Thirty years on, Akyroyd said of the man he met while at working at Chicago’s Second City comedy club: “What John leaves behind is his legacy of laughter and fun.”

19.”What day is it?”
“It’s today,” squeaked Piglet.
“My favourite day,” said Pooh.

“Rabbit’s clever,” said Pooh thoughtfully.
“Yes,” said Piglet, “Rabbit’s clever.”
“And he has Brain.”
“Yes,” said Piglet, “Rabbit has Brain.”
There was a long silence.
“I suppose,” said Pooh, “that that’s why he never understands anything.”

Timeless deadpan comedy from WINNIE-THE-POOH AND PIGLET, the wonderful creations of author AA Milne.


20.ADE EDMONDSON AND RIK MAYALL met at Manchester University and became friends and comedy partners. Edmondson, who is married to Jennifer Saunders, said that their writing process consisted of going to the pub to “get p—-d, writing b——s”, and then trying again the following morning. Of course, he’s underselling the partnership that produced some of the most popular comedy programmes of the Eighties, including The Comic Strip Presents… and The Young Ones. In 1991, they teamed up again to write Bottom, which was a cult hit, spawning a stage show and a spin-off movie, Guest House Paradiso. Edmonson said of Mayall, who died in June 2014, that “I have never laughed as hard as I have writing with Rik.”

21.MORECAMBE AND WISE ruled the TV airwaves in the Seventies. John Eric Bartholomew was the funny one and Ernie Wise the perfect example of a straight man. Morecambe first met comedian Ernie Wise (then Ernest Wiseman) in 1940. His standing joke was “More tea, Ern?” Morecambe’s catchphrase was: “What do you think of it so far?” – which was always followed by the audience response: “Rubbish!”

22.JACK LEMMON AND WALTER MATTHAU appeared in 10 films together, ranging from the excellent – The Front Page – to duds such as Grumpier Old Men. They showed how well they worked together in the 1971 film Kotch, the only movie that Lemmon ever directed; Matthau was nominated for the Best Actor Oscar for his performance. Additionally, Lemmon and Matthau had small parts in Oliver Stone’s 1991 film, JFK (the only film in which both appeared without sharing screen time). The highlight of their film career together, though, was the 1968 Neil Simon comedy The Odd Couple. Among the splendid dialogue is the following exchange:

Ocar Madison (Matthau): “Wait a minute, you’re not going anywhere until you take it back!”
Felix Ungar: “Take what back?”
Oscar Madison: “‘Let it be on your head.'” What the hell is that, the Curse of the Cat People?”

Lemmon, of course, would also have merited inclusion in the list for his work with Tony Curtis in the film Some Like it Hot.

23.PETER COOK AND DUDLEY MOORE were a good example of opposite personalities working as a duo: middle class against working class; deadpan against buffoonery; tall against short. They got together in Beyond The Fringe, when they were introduced by jazz musician John Bassett, and between 1973 and 1978, Derek (Moore) and Clive recorded three albums of unscripted comedy dialogue that were not only breathtakingly obscene but also strangely insightful and incredibly funny. They were a major force in establishing a completely new comedy era and their film Derek and Clive Get the Horn influenced the alternative comedians of the Eighties. The pair were also popular in America – they hosted Saturday Night Live and won Tony and Grammy Awards – but split when Moore stayed in the US to pursue his acting ambitions. If you like offbeat and anarchic comedy, you’ll like Derek and Clive . . . “So I said, ‘Alright, you non-stop dancer. Start dancing.'”

24.Jerry Seinfeld’s neurotic friend George Costanza was partly based on the show’s co-creator Larry David. JERRY SEINFELD AND JASON ALEXANDER were brilliant together in the series that ran for 180 episodes between 1989 and 1998 and won three Golden Globes, 10 Emmys and six Screen Actors Guild Awards. George has numerous psychological problems, including: narcissism, habitual lying, low self-esteem, sudden fits of anger, hypochondriasis, being a cheapskate, selfishness, obsessiveness and living in a fantasy world (he regularly pretends to be an architect to date women and impress employers). Seinfeld watches on with amusement. Here’s one of their many classic exchanges:

George Costanza: “Jerry, what gives you pleasure?”
Jerry: “Listening to you. I come in here, I listen to you, I feel better. Your misery is my pleasure.”

Larry David, incidentally, went on to make the excellent Curb Your Enthusiasm and had some great comedy double-act banter with his agent, Jeff, played by Jeff Garlin.

25.Writer Kurt Vonnegut once said that his favourite comedians were LAUREL AND HARDY. “I used to laugh my head off at Laurel and Hardy,” said the author of Slaughterhouse-Five. “There is terrible tragedy there somehow. These men are too sweet to survive in this world and are in terrible danger all the time. They could so easily be killed.” What survives of the comedians – American Hardy died in 1957 and English-born Laurel died in 1965 – is 107 films released between 1921 and 1951. Their catchphrase was: “Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!” and their mixture of slapstick, wordplay and utterly charming comedy makes them the greatest comedy duo of all time. The Music Box, which depicts the pair’s hapless attempts to move a piano up a large flight of steps, won the first Academy Award for Live Action Short Film (Comedy) in 1932. “Those two fellows we played,” Oliver Hardy told an interviewer, “they were nice, very nice people. They never got anywhere because they were so very dumb, only they didn’t know they were dumb.” Their influence lives on in The Simpsons. Homer’s repeated use of the word “D’oh” was inspired by Jimmy Finlayson, the mustachioed Scottish actor who appeared in 33 Laurel and Hardy films. Above all, Laurel and Hardy (above, in Saps at Sea) are wonderfully, upliftingly, silly:

Ollie: “Call me a cab.”
Stan: “You’re a cab.”

(Another Fine Mess, 1930)

• Incidentally, the famous catch phrase of Laurel and Hardy is often misquoted as “Well, here’s another fine mess you’ve gotten us into” , the actual quote is “Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into” (Laurel and Hardy website). The film was called Another Fine Mess

Europe’s 18 best summer music festivals for 2016


Europe’s 18 best summer music festivals for 2016

Mysteryland is the longest running electronic music festival in the world.


Countryside.
1. Lost Village, Lincolnshire
May 27 – 29
If the whisper of the trees tempts you beyond the ‘Keep Out’ signs, you’ll find the likes of Ben Klock, Eats Everything and Jack Garratt dictating the forest’s rhythm for this festival’s second year.

2. Secret Solstice, Iceland
June 17-19
Nowhere celebrates mid-summer like Iceland, when local folklore would have you believe that elves come out party. So too, should you.

3. Meadows in the Mountains, Bulgaria
June 10-13
As a carpet of cloud rolls in from the surrounding hills, an intimate gathering of newly-formed friends huddles to watch the sun rise. It’s an eclectic crowd that travels into the Bulgarian countryside to boogie in the Rhodope Mountains.

4. Secret Garden Party, Cambridgeshire.
July 21-24
No puddle too large or mud slide too deep will deter the glitter-clad ‘gardeners’ from joining the merriment at this fantastical festival in the Cambridgeshire countryside.

5. Bestival, Isle of Wight.
September 8-11
Rob da Bank’s Bestival is set to impress this year as Major Lazer, Diplo and Hot Chic prepare to permeate the Magic Meadow. Once the gates open, the feeling is fervent, as festival-goers cascade down Robin Hill towards the Ambient Forest, through the Bollywood Field and into The Spaceport.


CITY
6. The Great Escape, Brighton
May 19-21
Brighton buzzes with in-the-know music fans and industry insiders for this event that showcases new music. The 35 venues are nearly all within walking distance of each other andinclude a church, seafront clubs and the Brighton Dome.


7. Bilbao BBK, Spain.
July 7-9
In the mountains of Spain’s Basque country, Bilbao BBK has grown in stature since the festival’s inception in 2006.


8. Primavera Sound, Barcelona
June 2-4
Forget Sónar and Benicassim: Primavera Sound, held in an industrial park by the sea, is Spain’s best festival, attracting not only 70,000 discerning punters over its three-day run, but also the biggest names in rock, pop, dance and indie.

9. Sziget, Budapest
10–17 August
Set on an island on the Danube, this festival allows you to stay in Budapest, exploring the city and its “ruin” pubs before catching a tram or river ferry to this arty spectacle that draws a mixed international crowd of 90,000 a day.

10. Flow, Helsinki
August 12-14
Finnish hipsters bring colour to an industrial power plant at this reliably great festival, where the capital’s best restaurateurs compete to whip up some of the most divine organic food it is possible to produce in a van.

11. Mysteryland, Amsterdam
August 27-28
As the longest running electronic music festival in the world, Mysteryland Amsterdam is ready to return its unique patch just 20 kilometres from the capital, this August.


12. Lollapalooza, Berlin
September 10–11
One of America’s most famous music festivals, Lollapalooza is a moveable feast. It wows crowds in Buenos Aires and Sao Paulo either side of its second European residency in Berlin.

By the sea
13. Love International, Croatia
June 29 – July 6
Continuing the legacy of The Garden Festival, the seaside town of Tisno braces itself for the arrival of Love International, the electronic sister of Bristol’s Love Saves the Day, making it’s debut this June.


14. Open’er, Poland.
June 29 – July 2
Not only does Open’er, on Poland’s Pomeranian coast, have big name line-ups, but tickets and beer are cheaper than at many other European festivals.

Family
15. Camp Bestival, Dorset
July 28 – 31
A stone’s throw from Corfe Castle and the Jurassic Coast – this festival is ideal as part of an extended break. It’s well-established and designed for families while satisfying the musical needs of mums and dads.


16. Wilderness, Oxfordshire.
August 4 – 7
Swim in a lake, soak in a natural spa, make some crafts, even ride a camel – Wilderness is a free spirit, curating extra special experiences close to the Cotswolds.

17. Green Man, Wales
August 18 – 21
Green Man is a folky affair that sets a gentle pace in the picturesque Brecon Beacons.

18. Isle Wight Festival, England.
June 9 – 12
The Isle of Wight Festival, with its classic lineups that this year will see Queen take to the stage, is a happy mix of music-loving fans and a safe atmosphere.

Most Beautiful Islands Around The World


The nature has a lot of mysterious things.. Island is the most mysterious creature of the nature… But it’s added another level of beauty for the nature. Here is the most beautiful Islands Around The World in this lists.. Check out.!!
#1. Lady Musgrave Island Coral.

#2. Raja Ampat Islands.

#3. Zakynthos Island, Greece.

#4. Lighthouse Island At Winter Storm.

#5. The World Islands, Dubai.

#6. Paradise Island, Bahamas.

#7. Cloudy Faroe Island.

#8. Fishing Village Of Lofoten Islands.

#9. Tristan Da Cunha Island.

#10. Levanzo Island, Sicily, Italy.

#11. Paradise Island, Maldives.

#12. Heart Shaped Tropical Island.

#13. San Giorgio Maggiore Island, Venice.

#14. Private Island, Maldives.

#15. Bora Bora Islands, French Polynesia.

#16. Kastellorizo Island, Greece.

#17. Tiny Heart Shaped Island.

#18. Palawan Island, Philippines.

#19. Rock Islands Of Palau.

#20. Visovac Island, Croatia.

#21. Nuclear Explosion At Bikini Island, 1946.

#22. Bled Island, Slovenia.

#23. Little Liuqiu Island, Taiwan

#24. Shoreline Of Sakrisøya, Lofoten Island, Norway.

#25. Reflection Of Small Island, Tumuch Lake.

#26. Aerial View Of Frauenchiemsee Island, Germany.

 

#27. Kayaking In Paradise, Solomon Islands, South Pacific.

#28. Lovely San Giulio Island, Italy.

#29. Thousand Islands Lake, China.

#30. Bled Island Church, Slovenia.

30 great songs about rain


1. Ella Fitzgerald and the Inkspots: Into Each Life Some Rain Must Fall (1944)

There was still rain in the Forties, folks. This beautiful song might sound whimsical but we can all relate to Ella Fitzgerald singing: “Into each life some rain must fall/But too much, too much is fallin’ in mine”.

2.Gene Kelly – Singin’ In The Rain (1952)

Gene Kelly’s tap-dancing, umbrella-swinging performance in the joyous 1952 musical of the same name remains the ultimate song to raise a smile on a rainy day.

3.Buddy Holly – Raining In My Heart (1959)

The rain is imagined, but the misery is pouring out in Buddy Holly’s classic hit from songwriting duo Felice Bryant and Boudleaux Bryant.

4.Ray Charles – Come Rain Or Come Shine (1959)

A wonderful song of devotion – “I’m gonna love you like no-one’s loved you come rain or come shine” – which was written by Harold Arlen in 1946. This wonderful Ray Charles version, one of many fine covers of the song, featured on Charles’s 1959 album, The Genius of Ray Charles.

5.Bob Dylan – A Hard Rain’s a-Gonna Fall (1962)

This 1962 song by Bob Dylan has been covered hundreds of times, including by Pete Seeger, Joan Baez and Jimmy Cliff. It seems old Bob loved a song about rain: he also released the lovely Buckets of Rain in 1975.
6.Everly Brothers – Crying In The Rain (1962)

Written by Howard Greenfield and Carole King and performed by the Everly Brothers, this has become a rainy classic. It got to number only six in the US charts, however, and was astonishingly the first and last song Greenfield and King ever wrote together.

7.Fred Neil – A Little Bit of Rain (1970)

From the appropriately named album, Sky is Falling, Fred Neil, composer of the Midnight Cowboy theme Everybody’s Talkin’, sings a bluesy song of rain-inspired heartache. “Raindrops falling on a roof of tin/Oh bad news,” Neil laments as the song opens. Bad news, indeed.

8.The Beatles – Rain (1966)

Released as a B-side to the 1966 Paperback Writer single, The Fab Four sang “Rain, I don’t mind/Shine, the weather’s fine”. All very well if you have a yellow submarine I suppose.

9.Gordon Lightfoot – Early Morning Rain (1966)

Early Morning Rain was a song on the 1966 debut album of Canadian singer-songwriter Gordon Lightfoot called Lightfoot! Bob Dylan, The Grateful Dead and Eva Cassidy are among the musicians who have recorded cover versions of Lightfoot’s song, with its haunting opening verse: In the early morning rain with a dollar in my hand/And an aching in my heart, and my pockets full of sand/I’m a long way from home, and I miss my loved one so/In the early morning rain with no place to go.

10.Lonnie Johnson – Falling Rain Blues (1927)

Blues and jazz guitarist Lonnie Johnson’s first hit was the 1927 song Falling Rain Blues and it was a song he re-recorded on his final album in 1967. Floods were a terrible theme of the Twenties in Louisiana (where he was born) and a year later he wrote and recorded the song about Mississippi called Broken Levee Blues.

11.Randy Newman – I Think It’s Going To Rain Today (1968)

His prediction has never been more reliable. Randy Newman’s heartbreaking lament first appeared on his 1968 debut eponymous album in 1968 and has since been covered countless times, most notably by Dusty Springfield, Nina Simone, Joe Cocker and Norah Jones.

12.Harry Nilsson – Rainmaker (1969)

“Heat from the street burned the feet of the ladies,” sings Nilsson. Time for the rainmaker. Not to be confused with a fine instrumental song played on the whistle by Ireland’s Davy Spillane. Not a lot of call for rainmakers in Ireland.

13.Joni Mitchell – Rainy Night House (1970)

A weepy, weepy song by Joni Mitchell from her third album, Ladies of the Canyon. I can’t promise that listening to Joni Mitchell sing about the rain will lift your drenched spirits, but it is comforting to know that she shares your misery.

14.Creedence Clearwater Revival – Have You Ever Seen The Rain? (1970)

Whether or not the rumours are true that Creedence Clearwater Revival were using rain as a metaphor for the bombs raining down on Vietnam at the time, Have You Ever Seen the Rain? is a powerful and emotive track from John Fogerty. The band also recorded, in 1978, the song Who’ll Stop the Rain? No one it seems in 2014.

15.Led Zeppelin – The Rain Song (1973)

Taken from Led Zeppelin’s fifth album, Houses of the Holy, this seven-minute ballad is the perfect song to while away the hours looking out at a sodden world through a rain-spattered window. “This is the mystery of the quotient/Upon us all a little rain must fall,” sings Robert Plant. Beautiful.

16.Waylon Jennings – Rainy Day Woman (1974)

“I know where to go on a cloudy day,” sings country star Waylon Jennings on this track from 1974 album, The Ramblin’ Man. Away from England presumably.

17.Willie Nelson – Blue Eyes Cryin’ In The Rain (1975)

Originally recorded in 1945 by Roy Acuff, Hank Williams – the emperor of sad songs – also recorded a version in 1951. But the finest version of this melancholic song was recorded by Willie Nelson in 1975.

18.Elkie Brooks – Sunshine After The Rain (1977)

“Will there be a day when the sun will shine?” asks Elkie Brooks on this 1977 record, originally written by Ellie Greenwich in 1969. Another case of overflowing Brooks.

19.Randy Crawford – Rainy Night in Georgia (1981)

Randy Crawford demonstrates how to make rain sound seductive.

20.Eurythmics – Here Comes The Rain (1984)

Has rain ever felt quite so upbeat? In the hands of Annie Lennox and David A Stewart on the third single from their album Torch, the damp squib of endless days of rain feels like a positive riot.

21.Prince – Purple Rain (1984)

Prince’s gospel-inspired ballad is heartbreaking. But that didn’t stop it from being wildly popular upon its release, clocking one million record sales in America, or from him using the Purple Rain imagery in his album and film of the same name.

22.Tom Waits – Rain Dogs (1985)

Huddling from the downpour with a dog, but in the world of Waits, at least there is rum to drink. When he performs the song live, Waits sometimes howls while he twirls an umbrella.

23.The Pogues – Rainy Night in Soho (1985)

Shane McGowan often looked like he’d been left out in the rain and here is his lyrical tale (with added trumpet) of love on a rainy night in Central London.

24.John Hiatt – Feels Like Rain (1988)

“So batten down the hatches, baby/Leave your heart out on your sleeve/It looks like were in for stormy weather,” sings John Hiatt on this sultry track, taken from his 1988 album, Slow Turning. Jolly good advice. Aaron Neville recorded a fine

25.Missy Elliott – The Rain (1997)

Taken from Missy Elliott’s Timbaland-produced debut album, Supa Dupa Fly, The Rain features a sample of Ann Peebles’ 1974 classic I can’t Stand the Rain (also covered excellently by Lowell George). Not many artists could defy the weather with the same swagger as Missy Elliott – we should take a leaf out of her book next time the water starts to seep through the soles of our shoes.

26.Travis – Why Does It Always Rain On Me? (1999)

Once you’ve recovered from the shock of discovering that this song was recorded a scarcely believable 15 years ago, take a moment to listen to Fran Healy bleating on about his bad luck. Oh, OK, we’ve all felt like that. All is forgiven, Fran.

27.Geri Halliwell – It’s Raining Men (2001)

Right, we know that The Weather Girls recorded a far superior version of this in 1982 but this cover from ex-Spice Girl Geri Halliwell seemed more appropriate: the weather’s miserable and, er, so is this. There might be more rain now than there was in 2001 but keep smiling, Geri Halliwell isn’t recording music anymore. Rejoice.

28.Patti Griffin – Rain (2002)

American artist Patty Griffin captures the emotional power of rain on this 2003 track, taken from her third album, 1000 Kisses.

29.The Rolling Stones – Rain Fall Down (2005)

Not the first tune that springs to mind when the Rolling Stones are mentioned, but this single from their 2005 album, A Bigger Bang, has that unmistakeable Jagger groove about it. Proof, if ever it were needed, that anything becomes cool in the hands of the Stones.

30.Rihanna – Umbrella (2007)

Rihanna’s contorted analogy about resilience would fail to pass a creative writing workshop, but the one-word chorus in Umbrella is one of the best pop creations of the Noughties.

21 best teen movies


Though it’s been around as a film genre since the early 1950s, the teen movie just doesn’t get old. Films about youthful rebellion and sexual awakening are fascinating whatever your age – and below,listed 21 favourites, which sure keep re-watching and re-discovering.

They’re drawn from across various eras and cultures, but all of them brilliantly describe that vertiginous lurch we all feel when we find ourselves teetering on the brink of adulthood. “Life moves pretty fast,” a wise man once said: “If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” That’s exactly what the best films allow us to do.

1. The Wild One (1953)


Teenage rebellion could be seen in cinemas long before the idea of the teenager had really taken shape: as early as 1937, William Wyler’s Dead End showed New York slum kids railing against their older, richer neighbours. But it took Marlon Brando straddling a 6T Triumph Thunderbird to give teen rebelliousness its first icon.

Brando was 29 years old when he starred in Laslo Benedek’s biker drama, but he came to embody the cool disaffectedness of this new emerging social group. When a girl asked Johnny Strabler what he was rebelling against, his answer – “Whaddaya got?” – went down in film history. That question became the keystone of every great teen movie since.

2. Summer with Monika (1953)


America supplied the violence, but Europe brought the sex. In Ingmar Bergman’s charged drama, two teenagers abscond on a boat and drift around Sweden’s Baltic coast, until autumn and adulthood call. The film’s sexual frankness, including a scene in which the actress Harriet Andersson clambers naked across a rocky shore, made it a sizeable word-of-mouth hit

3. Rebel Without a Cause (1955)

The early death of its star, James Dean, secured instant-legend status for Nicholas Ray’s brooding melodrama, in which Jim Stark, the new boy at Dawson High School, clashes with bullies, turns on his parents, and tries to build a new family from friendship.

When Rebel Without a Cause was released in the United States, Dean had died less than a month previously, and Elvis Presley’s first sessions with RCA in Nashville were only six months away. The film appeared at a fold in American history, with the cult of the teenager writ large on the pages ahead.

4. Cruel Story of Youth (AKA Naked Youth) (1960)

On the other side of the world, things weren’t so different. Japan’s teen movies described the hormone-addled rise of that country’s own youth, who’d been stung by the recent Allied occupation and were hungry for freedoms of every type. In 1960, Nagisa Oshima shocked international audiences with this sexually charged drama slathered in French New Wave cool, about a high-school girl (Miyuki Kuwano) who falls into an intense relationship with a rebellious student.

5. Il Posto (1961)

Meanwhile, in Italy: Domenico, a 19-year-old from rural Lombardy, comes to Milan to find work as an office messenger, although the pressures and routines of adulthood soon start to grind him down. Unlike America and Japan’s teenage mythmaking, Ermanno Olmi’s film was scrupulously grounded in the real world: this was the teen movie via neorealism – tender, smart and bleakly beautiful.

6. A Hard Day’s Night (1964)

The first of The Beatles’ five films, and their best by far, caught hold of the sparky exuberance of teen culture: it’s the first title on this list in which being a teenager looks straightforwardly fun. Richard Lester’s film swerved between documentary, rock musical and surreal comedy – but when you’re young and free, why tie yourself down?

7. Murmur of the Heart (1971)

Being a 14-year-old boy in France of the early Seventies was a heck of a ride: it meant brothels, cigars, brandy, jazz and Proust, if Louis Malle’s coming-of-age tale, made in the wake of the New Wave, is anything to go by. (And you really hope it is.) A scene of maternal incest made the film controversial on release, but audiences bracing for scandal were surprised by its lightness and subtlety.

8. American Graffiti (1973)

George Lucas’s second feature was a Kennedy film for a Nixon crowd. Set in 1962, it commemorated, and celebrated, a time to be young that had already passed – before rioting, assassinations and ground war in Vietnam took their toll on the American psyche. It’s simple stuff: the adventures of four teenage friends during one summer night. Time for fun is short, but they, and the world, don’t know it yet.

9. Quadrophenia (1979)

Franc Roddam’s glowering Mod drama, freely adapted from The Who’s rock opera, is about the illusion of invincibility: the sense of strength that flows through you when you’re young and part of the right crowd; wearing the right clothes, thinking the right thoughts, revving the right Vespa. The scene is unmistakably London and Brighton, 1964, but the needs and fears the film gives voice to feel startlingly true even now.

10. Gregory’s Girl (1981)

Bill Forsyth’s irresistible comic romance, set mostly in a secondary school just outside Glasgow, appears slight at first, but there’s a bone-deep awareness of the agonies and joys of teenage life here, and the comedy, though gentle, is alpine-crisp. John Gordon Sinclair’s storkish physique is teen awkwardness given form, and you cringe along with every stumble and flub.

11. Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)

The early Eighties was when Hollywood really seized on the teen movie as a marketable commodity, and Amy Heckerling’s film, adapted by Cameron Crowe from his own book, is the smartest and sharpest of the era. At the time, critics despaired at its earthy humour and unglamorous sex, but the film had a chord-striking honesty that couldn’t be found in Porky’s and its imitators, and Crowe’s dialogue snaps like mousetraps.

12. Pauline at the Beach (1983)

It’s hard to think of a director whose teenage characters are blessed with more early-blossoming wisdom than Éric Rohmer. In the third film from his Comedies and Proverbs series, 15-year-old Pauline (Amanda Langlet) passes the summer at a small town on the coast, discovering love while watching the intricate farce of her elders’ romantic lives unravel

13. The Breakfast Club (1985)

How on earth do you choose just a single to put on a list like this? The answer is you don’t, so here’s the first of two: the writer-director’s inspired 1985 chamber-piece, in which five apparent stock-character teens – a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal, as they’re introduced to us – discover there’s more to being young than living up to the role with which you’ve been labelled.

14. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

Every word of The Breakfast Club rang, and still rings, heart-twistingly true. But a year later, Hughes showed he could make a fantasy story seem every bit as plausible. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is set over a day of virtuoso high-school truancy, involving a stolen Ferrari, a parade, a haute cuisine lunch and a baseball game. But underpinning the craziness is a sense of the bittersweet quickness of teenage life – Ferris reminds us these days don’t just have to be endured, but seized.

15. Boyz n the Hood (1991)

16. Dazed and Confused (1993)

It’s 1976 in Austin, Texas, on the last day of school, although the future seems a lifetime away. Richard Linklater’s film is about preserving a moment in time, even if what happens in that moment is almightily inconsequential: parties, pranks, twiddly vignettes of romance and friendship. The film flows as naturally as life, and every second rings slyly true

17. Clueless (1995)

Amy Heckerling again, who relocated from Ridgemont High to Beverly Hills for this fizzy satire loosely based on Jane Austen’s Emma, in which 15-year-old queen bee Cher (Alicia Silverstone) gets a taste for good deeds after engineering a romance between two teachers. Like Ridgemont, Clueless helped to jump-start a golden age of American teen movies, and beneath its fluffy, fashion-crazed surface, there’s needle-sharp wit

18. 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

Another teen reimagining of a literary classic; this time, Shakespeare’s The Taming of the Shrew, relocated to Padua High School, where Julia Stiles’s proud outsider is wooed by Heath Ledger’s hunky scruff. The title change is significant: Stiles doesn’t play a shrew but an unabashed feminist, who reads The Bell Jar at home to counteract the “oppressive patriarchal values of the classroom”. Even 15 years later, she’s almost alone in the genre.

19. Battle Royale (2000)

With the Hunger Games films and now Divergent, teen films are branching out into bolder, dystopian territory, but the move was anticipated by Kinji Fukasaku’s astonishing, blood-dark satire in which schoolchildren are shanghaied into a state-sponsored fight to the death. Crazy and provocative, yet totally morally serious; it’s hard to imagine Fukasaku’s last film ever being drained of its power to shock.

20. Y Tu Mamá También (2001)

One of the 20 greatest teen films, sure – and unquestionably the sexiest. In Alfonso Cuarón’s road movie, two 17-year-old chums and a glamorous older woman drive across Mexico in search of a perfect beach; mostly, she’s in the driving seat, in every sense. A voice-over weaves in grim observations about the country’s present state, adding melancholic bite. The film considers death, but shivers with life. It’s young.

21. Mean Girls (2004)

Caption The Jingle Bell Rock from ‘Mean Girls’, starring Lacey Chabert, Rachel McAdams, Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Seyfried

In recent years, the smart American teen movie has threatened to make a comeback, with Drew Barrymore’s Whip It and Will Gluck’s Easy A moving the genre in a direction of which you suspect Kat Stratford would approve. But both of those films felt possible thanks to Mean Girls, written by Tina Fey and starring Lindsay Lohan, in which a home-educated ingénue plunges into the high-school jungle. It’s funny, wise, endlessly quotable and so well observed it stings.